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The World's Worst Fortune Teller

Make up a short impractical funny story about a character that plays the world's worst fortune teller. What ridiculous predictions do they make?

Have fun and please use your imagination
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HumanEarth · F
Ahhh… come closer, my child. I see you doubts with the internet I see. The winds of change swirl around you… I see it clearly this Internet thing is fad. On-line shopping, while entirely feasible, will flop, because crossdressers and transgendered like to get out of the house, like to handle the merchandise, like to be able to change their minds in person. No building could hold them inside.

The Candlelight tells your furture in tge flames and flickers with your energy. You must open invest bomb shelters, typewriters, carbon paper and you opening up a chain of carburetor shops to build your empire.

Every glimpse into the beyond requires a small offering… the spirits are generous, but they must be honored.