The vampire is back
He could tell when I got high, sadly. We have a sort of link, he and I. (It is very unfortunate I don't want to discuss it.) So he came back from whatever he was plotting.
After a flurry of me fending off his usual handsy-ness I foreshadowed earlier he had moved back to pacing the room occasionally examining or fiddling with things while in actuality keeping close observation on me to take note if my guard would drop again due to the edibles. Waiting to see me look sleepy. Rest my head. Or act loopy.
"I'll get the holy water. I will." (I am making a joke. It won't do shit.)
"I am shaking in my boots"
"Are you wearing boots? Really? What shoes do you even wear? I can't ever see because you are always wearing those long ass dramatic cloaks or robes."
He is not answering me.
"What! I am serious! What shoes does Dracula wear?? The people want to know!"
He gives me a look like I am being an idiot and he is barely tolerating it. I sigh in genuine disappointment.
After a flurry of me fending off his usual handsy-ness I foreshadowed earlier he had moved back to pacing the room occasionally examining or fiddling with things while in actuality keeping close observation on me to take note if my guard would drop again due to the edibles. Waiting to see me look sleepy. Rest my head. Or act loopy.
"I'll get the holy water. I will." (I am making a joke. It won't do shit.)
"I am shaking in my boots"
"Are you wearing boots? Really? What shoes do you even wear? I can't ever see because you are always wearing those long ass dramatic cloaks or robes."
He is not answering me.
"What! I am serious! What shoes does Dracula wear?? The people want to know!"
He gives me a look like I am being an idiot and he is barely tolerating it. I sigh in genuine disappointment.