I am in fact still hanging out w a vampire
"Sooooo those edibles were very conveniently available and easily in sight and I happened to want to take them right now when I usually take them in the evening, interesting."
"I am not responsible for your substance use habits."
I have to bite my tongue to keep from bursting out laughing.
"They weren't um....arranged to be easily available and visible on purpose....and I was not vampire hypnosis whispered to to take them.....right...nothing like that right?"
He is not looking at me. Just says "Right. That is correct."
I sigh. He is forever taking credit for shit he had nothing to do with and denying shit he absolutely had everything to do with.
"Soooo when am I gonna get to see the other monsters again" I query nonchalantly.
"Are you sure they even WANT to see you?" He says teasingly. I cringe. Ow.
".....a good deal of that is YOUR fault" I grumble.
"I just put on a show, it's not on me how everyone responds to it"
"Oh is that what you tell yourself. That's how you view it. Oh my goodness."
He gives me small scowl.
"I'm sorry! I don't know what to say. You are so troublesome. Sorry."
"I would prefer not to be troublesome to you."
".........I really don't know what to say about that. Ok."
He seems to be thinking. Pondering. It makes me nervous. When I see his "wheels turning" face.
I will pretend he is just suddenly very engaged in Boss Baby. That will amuse me.
"I am not responsible for your substance use habits."
I have to bite my tongue to keep from bursting out laughing.
"They weren't um....arranged to be easily available and visible on purpose....and I was not vampire hypnosis whispered to to take them.....right...nothing like that right?"
He is not looking at me. Just says "Right. That is correct."
I sigh. He is forever taking credit for shit he had nothing to do with and denying shit he absolutely had everything to do with.
"Soooo when am I gonna get to see the other monsters again" I query nonchalantly.
"Are you sure they even WANT to see you?" He says teasingly. I cringe. Ow.
".....a good deal of that is YOUR fault" I grumble.
"I just put on a show, it's not on me how everyone responds to it"
"Oh is that what you tell yourself. That's how you view it. Oh my goodness."
He gives me small scowl.
"I'm sorry! I don't know what to say. You are so troublesome. Sorry."
"I would prefer not to be troublesome to you."
".........I really don't know what to say about that. Ok."
He seems to be thinking. Pondering. It makes me nervous. When I see his "wheels turning" face.
I will pretend he is just suddenly very engaged in Boss Baby. That will amuse me.
