Afternoon w a vampire
He is in the room with me. I became aware a little while ago.
"I am not going anywhere with you, you know." I say flatly.
All he says is "hmm" in reply. I groan inwardly.
"So you were the cause of that whole shit show, huh? Masquerading around as everybody per usual?"
He smiles. Still says nothing.
"Why are you even here right now?"
"Quality time"
"Oh is that so. Come to shoot the breeze, have you? Check in on how I am doing emotionally?"
"Well yes to that second one actually-"
"Oh shut up. I am fine. I am ~emotionally regulated~."
"Right. That is like a toad in a boiling pot saying it is comfortable."
I make a face. "So you are just gonna come hang out w me any time I'm gloomy"
"This is the arrangement you stated you would find most acceptable and to be the most ethical use of my abilities/way to meet my needs."
"Well I suppose that is the case huh. Damn."
So I am just hanging w a vampire. Well, he in psychic vampire mode rn. Gobbling down all my yucky feelings. Yum yum yum
I just have to make sure he doesn't start getting handsy ☠ they tend to. Well. He tends to. He is standing at the foot of my bed currently with his hands in the air like he is claiming innocence. Oh boy. Anyways. I am sure this afternoon is about to get more interesting for me 😮💨
"I am not going anywhere with you, you know." I say flatly.
All he says is "hmm" in reply. I groan inwardly.
"So you were the cause of that whole shit show, huh? Masquerading around as everybody per usual?"
He smiles. Still says nothing.
"Why are you even here right now?"
"Quality time"
"Oh is that so. Come to shoot the breeze, have you? Check in on how I am doing emotionally?"
"Well yes to that second one actually-"
"Oh shut up. I am fine. I am ~emotionally regulated~."
"Right. That is like a toad in a boiling pot saying it is comfortable."
I make a face. "So you are just gonna come hang out w me any time I'm gloomy"
"This is the arrangement you stated you would find most acceptable and to be the most ethical use of my abilities/way to meet my needs."
"Well I suppose that is the case huh. Damn."
So I am just hanging w a vampire. Well, he in psychic vampire mode rn. Gobbling down all my yucky feelings. Yum yum yum
I just have to make sure he doesn't start getting handsy ☠ they tend to. Well. He tends to. He is standing at the foot of my bed currently with his hands in the air like he is claiming innocence. Oh boy. Anyways. I am sure this afternoon is about to get more interesting for me 😮💨
