Hello Biyatches and welcome to my kingdom

Queen bees come and queen bees go but the baddest of the bad live forever in infamy. I want my name in that hall of fame. I come from a no nothing one horse kind of town and I've been watching and learning on Myspace of course. There is a school in California for the gifted and talented and I want in. I want in because "she" goes there. Andii. Andii is the most popular in all the school and she graduates this year which means I will rise! The only problem is I'm broke and live in a tiny smelly little town in Canada. Argh why is life so unfair my little lollipops? I hate this town and the people who live in it are tacky clowns.My name is Maci Malone and I am damn fabulous. This town is too small to contain me and nobody here understands me. I have pink hair and dress as stylish and as avaunt guard as I can. My parents say I look stupid but they are the ones who look stupid. They are the stupid ones because they decide buying clothes from some crappy little flea market is tres chic. Nobody here understands fabulous so therefore nobody understands me! I submitted an essay and a video to the school for the scholarship program. One kid is chosen every year for the Jade Scholarship Program. If I am not that kid I am hitchhiking down to that school and conjuring up some voodoo that will take out that little harlot who stole what is rightfully mine. I will stomp on their throat with my little spiky heels and laugh so hard and so loud their screams are drowned out entirely. I will drag their corpse to the top of the flag pole and spray paint Maci has here for all to see and.... uh hhmmpph sorry I just REALLY need to get in you see this is my ticket out of a life of mediocrity. Now all we do is wait my pretties now all we do is wait.....