A modern re-telling of the King Arthur legend?

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DrWatson · 70-79, M Pinned Comment

In Mallory's telling of the story, Merlin takes Arthur out in a boat in order for the new king to receive the sword Excalibur from the mysterious "Lady of the Lake".

(The sword he pulls from the stone is a different sword.)

Mamapolo2016 · F

GRAB THE SWORD! We need it!

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Mamapolo2016

I dunno. "The Lady of the Sink" sounds kinda sus.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@DrWatson Yeah, but the opponent is orange. It all evens out. Not the tan. The circumstances.

YoMomma ·

What kinda face is that? 😳

BamPow · 51-55, M

You’re gonna need a bigger sink.

ElwoodBlues · M

Strange wimmin lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!!!

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ElwoodBlues · M

@Zaphod42 Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

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