Nobel Prize for Literature
Foolishly I once inquired if one could put Stephen King forward for the Nobel Prize for Literature. Of course, one needs to be one of the "individuals authorized to nominate, such as a member of the Swedish Academy, a professor of literature or linguistics at a qualified university, a previous Nobel laureate in literature, or the president of a relevant writers' organization". However, if any of you are one of those individuals then, please, do it for all of us who enjoyed reading his novels instead. He's far from the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries