St Claire Whores, MI Party Boat

The 28-foot party boat St. Clair Whores, owned by local exotic dancers Diamond and Bambi, is the hottest—and most talked-about—vessel on Lake St. Clair, especially among the 50+ crowd at MacRay Harbor. With its bold nautical blue script, the boat sparks everything from cheers and applause by old-timers clapping on the docks, to eye-rolls and complaints from Karens and moms covering their kids’ eyes. “It’s classy, trashy, and totally us,” said Diamond, while Bambi joked it’s “something our sugar daddies would be proud of.” Their boyfriend Carl, who mostly just tries to keep up, shrugged and said, “I’m just here for the ride—and the tips.” Bought outright with their OnlyFans money, the boat comes fully loaded with a full bar, mirrored ceiling, and a horn blasting “WAP,” quickly becoming a floating VIP room with worse decisions—one dockworker admitted he got tipped in Tito’s minis. Despite complaints from church groups and neighbors, the DNR is unbothered — one officer said it’s “safer than most of the dads out here.” And if you’re wondering about decorations? The boat’s got more beads than a Mardi Gras parade—and that’s just the beginning