I want someone to bring me breakfast in bed

and then measure my shelves for me so I can lie in bed and order storage cubes for them.
Is this too much to ask?

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Degbeme is potato butler, he usually takes care of these chores for potato 🥔😚 I can send him your way to help. Feel free to keep him in the US for a little longer while 🥔😚🥔😚

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itsok · 31-35, F

@BittersweetPotato please, I need a loyal servant

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme EVERYONE KNOWS IT 🥔😡 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM SERVING A SUPERIOR CUTE POTATO HUH?!!! 🥔😡💣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Everyone thinks they know it and there is no superior Spudnik. 😡

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme This is so mean! Why would you say to potato such thing that she is not superior 🥔🥺💔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Because it`s true.

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme LIES 🥔😡💣🥺 EVERYONE HERE AGREES POTATO IS INCREDIBLY SUPERIOR. IT IS ONLY YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS 🥔😡💣🥺💔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Jealous of you? 😂😅

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme NOTHING FUNNY. YES OF SUPERIOR POTATO 🥔😡🥺💔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Stop, my ribs are hurting from laughing... 😂😂

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme *tries to hold tears longer* 🥔🥴🥺💔

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Tissue?

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme No need, I know where to go when I want to release potato green mucus 🥔🥺🤮

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato *holds up peeler*