How to know when you are getting old.

They have products for that...

You know you are getting old when you lay awake at night trying to remember what you used to lay awake trying to forget

being old becomes a big deal when health becomes an issue just because you're old.

Radio 2 sounds young.

I knew things had changed when people started asking me if I was retired. I was actually shocked and a bit offended, thinking how can I look old enough to be retired, but I guess I was. I hadn’t noticed.

How about when you have to get up three times during the night for a trip to the bathroom but can only remember getting up twice. 🙃

Gross

There must be ''some'' other way; I don't
go barefoot anymore.😊

you know you're old and lonely when you have an account in all dating apps especially sugardaddy apps like sugarbook.

When you wake up feeling like a gazelle...that was run over by a Landrover..2 days ago

That's too funny!

Lol!

you don't have to clean your teeth, you just replace them