Stopmakingsense · 61-69, F
"You look great! Nobody can even tell where it used to be!"

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I like the statements of fact that replace the compliment.
"Oh....you got your haircut."
"Oh....you got your haircut."
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@SW-User or…your penis enlarging pills are working. You’re a bigger dick today than you were yesterday.

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@LilithoftheTrees Well now that's just being clever as hell.
@SW-User 😁😝
AmeliaJaixo · 22-25, F
“That *insert piece of clothing* makes you look so skinny”
SkyeJade · 22-25, F
@AmeliaJaixo little remix but I once got told “wearing black makes you look skinnier you know” which was an obvious implication
AmeliaJaixo · 22-25, F
@SkyeJade why is anyone telling you that? You wear nothing but black and you haven’t got much weight on you🤔
XKayRoseX · 26-30, F
@AmeliaJaixo I’m really confused about that myself, she has the dream figure
AbbySvenz · F
“Are you sure you’re old enough for that?” 😒
babieseatcrap · 46-50, M
its not you its me.
@babieseatcrap I like to say into not me it’s you.
Pregnancy has given you a wonderful glow.
I get this one ALL of the time 😡
I get this one ALL of the time 😡
@LilithoftheTrees they should’ve had their own sitcom
@Ghostinthemachine they did…it was more like a psychological thriller slapstick horror though.
@LilithoftheTrees and you had front row seats to tune in everyday 😆
XKayRoseX · 26-30, F
You look lovely today…….so what about every other day?
Pfuzylogic · M
Something similar
“On you it looks good”
“On you it looks good”
@Pfuzylogic yeah. Like oh thanks. On you it would look like shit because of your face!!!!!
Pfuzylogic · M
@LilithoftheTrees
I will go with that! 🤣
Some people also have a very poor sense of fashion taste. They will wear something stupid and not even realize if until they are told.
I will go with that! 🤣
Some people also have a very poor sense of fashion taste. They will wear something stupid and not even realize if until they are told.
PetalsOfLilac · F
"You look thicc"
XKayRoseX · 26-30, F
@PetalsOfLilac exactly!! I hated it cos I think a lot of my issues with my weight come from that phrase
PetalsOfLilac · F
@XKayRoseX exactly I relate a lot to that.
XKayRoseX · 26-30, F
@PetalsOfLilac you are like half the size of me! How could anyone say that!!
Gangstress · 41-45, F
there was some good responses on this one:
https://similarworlds.com/funny/4122104-What-are-some-things-that-sound-like-compliments
https://similarworlds.com/funny/4122104-What-are-some-things-that-sound-like-compliments
@Gangstress There were.
I like it when people say that...'cuz I do!
@fernie2 meanie.
kittencat · 41-45, F
One girl said to me, 'You know, when I first met you, I thought you would be an airhead, but you surprised me by being smart.'
And on the opposite side of it. A guy once told me 'I can tell you're smart, because you look smart.' That doesn't sound so bad, but from the context it felt like he was saying. 'You don't have looks but you sure do look smart.'
And on the opposite side of it. A guy once told me 'I can tell you're smart, because you look smart.' That doesn't sound so bad, but from the context it felt like he was saying. 'You don't have looks but you sure do look smart.'
@kittencat just wow
LongLife · 26-30, M
Im not good in those 😔
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
You have a pretty face… you’re so brave for wearing that! You’re pretty for a ____( fill in the blank)…..
@Starchild1983 oh about…I love how you don’t care how people perceive you….
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@LilithoftheTrees yes!! “It’s so cool you don't care what people think!”
@Starchild1983 you know they can rather insult me to my face.

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You're not as stupid as everyone says you are..
@SW-User oh wow…thanks.

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@LilithoftheTrees welcome hang in there kiddo sharp tools are overrated..
@SW-User I’ll try.
Jack17 · 18-21, M
Those stripes make you look thinner
PetalsOfLilac · F
I just noticed the "you look good for your age" part lmao. I don't know why people would say that
Like if someone says "I'm actually almost 50" I'll be like "Wow really? I could not tell at all, you look great" that sounds way nicer to me 😂
But saying you look good for your age is like "Damn you look a little better than most people you're age"
Like if someone says "I'm actually almost 50" I'll be like "Wow really? I could not tell at all, you look great" that sounds way nicer to me 😂
But saying you look good for your age is like "Damn you look a little better than most people you're age"
@PetalsOfLilac like get you look great compared to the geriatric old crones/ grandpas in your peer group. Thanks!!
PetalsOfLilac · F
@LilithoftheTrees just say you look great gosh is it that hard? 😂

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Mint? Not really a compliment but you know your breath stank when you're offered a mint, which is insulting .
@SW-User I always offer everyone mints….oh dear.
JackJames · M
Negging is stupid. If someone says you look good for your age it still means you don’t look that great.
@JackJames I’ll remember that.😊
Eternity · 26-30, M
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@Eternity lol!!
Pretzel · 70-79, M
you don't sweat much...for a fat guy
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@Justafantasy thanks! You too😂
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
This one
🤔Wow you SURE are smart!🤔
After doing something dumb
🤔Wow you SURE are smart!🤔
After doing something dumb
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
You're not as dumb as you look.
@DragonFruit that’s a blatant insult😂
Justafantasy · M
You're a good shit but who likes shit
You're the best of a bad bunch
You're the best of a bad bunch