Talk about a difficult day...
So I went to see my doctor this morning because ive had a sore throat for like a week. Halfway thru the exam he looks me dead in the eyes, all serious. I sort of got nervous and ask "What is it Doc!?" and without pause he tells me I need to stop masturbating... Taken back and suprised by this I ask him why? He then tells me "because I'm trying to examine you..
So after thst mishap I head to work and right as I walk into the office my manager cuts me off. "Youve been late 3 times this week!" he says. I remind him that "Ive ALSO left early 3 times this week to make up for it.. He looks at me like IM the idiot. He then gets serious and tells me that I never pay attention and I tell him thats not true at all. He rattles off for another 2 minutes or so but I wasnt paying attention as someone just made popcorn and it smelled so yummy.. anyways, after putting all my office supllies into a box and leaving my office for the last time all i can think of is going home and relaxing in my safe space.
I get there and walk directly to my comfort zone. Then i hear my girl come downstairs and she yells "what the fuck! I told you to take off your shoes before walking on the freshly cleaned carpet, theres mud everywhere.. Already stressed I explain to her that i couldnt get my shoes untied. She yells back at me "THEYRE FUCKING VELCRO SHOES! AND WHAT GROWN MAN WEARS VELCRO SHOES, YOURE SO IMMATURE!" This hurts me so I tell her shes no longer allowed in my pillow fort. She then tells me to get out of my pillow fort because "its in her house". Whatever. I put my legos down, crawl out and stand up. She tells me ill never amount to anything because i procrastinate too much. . I tell her "you'll see! Just wait". "YOU TURN EVERYRHING INTO A JOKE!" She says obviously aggrivated.. "Thats what she said" I reply and cant stiffle a small giggle. As she starts walking away, almost defeated she says "and you make everything a compitition and walks back upstairs.. "Does that mean I won the argument? I ask with a smirk...
Just one of those days.
So after thst mishap I head to work and right as I walk into the office my manager cuts me off. "Youve been late 3 times this week!" he says. I remind him that "Ive ALSO left early 3 times this week to make up for it.. He looks at me like IM the idiot. He then gets serious and tells me that I never pay attention and I tell him thats not true at all. He rattles off for another 2 minutes or so but I wasnt paying attention as someone just made popcorn and it smelled so yummy.. anyways, after putting all my office supllies into a box and leaving my office for the last time all i can think of is going home and relaxing in my safe space.
I get there and walk directly to my comfort zone. Then i hear my girl come downstairs and she yells "what the fuck! I told you to take off your shoes before walking on the freshly cleaned carpet, theres mud everywhere.. Already stressed I explain to her that i couldnt get my shoes untied. She yells back at me "THEYRE FUCKING VELCRO SHOES! AND WHAT GROWN MAN WEARS VELCRO SHOES, YOURE SO IMMATURE!" This hurts me so I tell her shes no longer allowed in my pillow fort. She then tells me to get out of my pillow fort because "its in her house". Whatever. I put my legos down, crawl out and stand up. She tells me ill never amount to anything because i procrastinate too much. . I tell her "you'll see! Just wait". "YOU TURN EVERYRHING INTO A JOKE!" She says obviously aggrivated.. "Thats what she said" I reply and cant stiffle a small giggle. As she starts walking away, almost defeated she says "and you make everything a compitition and walks back upstairs.. "Does that mean I won the argument? I ask with a smirk...
Just one of those days.
46-50, M
