I Need to Vent

Alright lovely customers if you know so much more than I do and can do my job in your sleep then why are you bothering me? You have all the answers don't you? Go solve your own problems then. Why no I am not being sassy or rude I am explaining policy to you. I am not violating policy just for you because you are not special. Go ahead take down my name and complain it says here on my nametag what my name is. JAMES here allow me to spell it out for you J-A-M-E-S. No you may not have my last name that is incredibly creepy. Unless we are going out on a date you cannot have that even though you are kind of cute Mr.Crankypants.