If Chuck Norris was so tough Why didn't death die of Chuck Norris ?

fun4us2b · M

Give him a couple of days...🥋

BluntSm0ker · 100+, M

He didn't die, he just leveled up.

Elessar · 31-35, M

dirge · M

hes just luring death into a false sense of security

Babal · 46-50, M

He wanted to meet his friend Bruce Lee in Heaven.

LunarOrbit · 61-69, M

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…he scares the shit outta it

mindless · M

He leveled up to god level

DavidBianchet2 · 56-60, M

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

give it time for the bomb to detonate

MethDozer · M

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just had enough of this world and decided he's going to heaven to kick God's ass for allowing this shit.