IT’S NOT A CULT!

I can’t tell you how many times my permits that I need to run my various memorabilia root beer collections and hidden root beer society memberships have been rejected! All because some stupid idiot has the nerve to continually contest the legitimacy of my establishments by filing complaints with the city! Now they’re claiming I’m a cult! Whoever this person is has been ruining the joy I should spreading through the community so that they can see the light and realize the blessings we have been given to drink root beer so freely! I wish I could find this dumb munch and put them in their place! They’re probably just jealous of me because I have a strong foundation and awareness deeply rooted in my passion! I hate people like this, they try to ruin the best of things for everyone! I normally don’t rant like this but I just spilled my rootbeer so I’m in a pretty foul mood…