My life is sometimes incredible

But not today, I’ve been to two of the most hideous towns in North East England - Peterlee and Billingham. They’ve got the most depressing town centres known to mankind and seem to be inhabited entirely by chavs. I’m still in Billingham, I’ve just had a minor car crash (hit a high kerb) I now really need the loo and think I’ll struggle to find an acceptable public toilet.