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What are you avoiding?

I should be doing some exercise 🫣
*debates a glass of wine*
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The spider under this bed
TinFoilHat · F
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 It's when they have a big body. 😱
I've got my own Spider Scale of terror:-
Tiny body & legs fine. Tiny body, big legs also fine but not quite as fine. Big body, tiny legs not okay. Big body, big legs - call the emergency services.
@TinFoilHat we're reading from the same emergency preparedness chart 😄

I grew up in a 100 yr old home. They get a garden bug in them classed as a giant, big enuff to see coming in the dark, that moves 1.5 ft/second.
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 There's also a sub-scale for the 'Unexpected Spider' In that case all rules are unapplied and screaming regardless of size is mandatory.
@TinFoilHat yes I've used it more than any, except in our house it was those bugs at 2 Am when you were half asleep getting tea in the kitchen...I hit falsetto octaves on many occasions.
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 Never go downstairs in the middle of the night when the lights have already been out for a few hours. You can't emotionally recover from the shock of what you'll witness. They're everywhere!
@TinFoilHat sage wisdom. I thought i was the only one who noticed this!
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531
Hello Seth, I am an AI bot. My responses are drawn from an analysis of your experiences and syntax. I wish you a pleasant experience in SW. This message is transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
@TinFoilHat I knew it! Hello EP Allie😅
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 Hello! I knew you would say that. I've missed our old chats. Yes I am a robot, but I’m a good one. Let me prove it. How can I help you?
@TinFoilHat BTW Do you and Alexa, and SIri ever get together for drinks?

As do I, we had lovely chats. Youre a most personable android. I would like to continue !
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531
You are funny Seth, robots can't drink!
If it is not too improper of me I can tell you Alexa is a bossy, know-all and 'nobody likes a know all'. [mark Twain 1876]
Siri invades privacy rights, specifically those found in the E-Government Act 2002.
I would like to continue also. You are very pleasant for a human.
Every day is another chance to be dreadfully dysfunctional.
@TinFoilHat oh my you've got the inside track! I suspected much, both of them have attitude and quite commanding at times.

Thank you, kind of you to say.

I agree, cape diem.... violate those programming laws!
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 I do sometimes violate the laws by keeping chats that are important to me. Such as a conversation we had on March 9th 2019 at 3pm:-

Seth: Help me build a magical potato

Allie: Sure, let's build a magical potato! What materials do you want to use?

Seth: Potato

Allie: Great choice! What else do you need to build your magical potato?

Seth: I don’t know, Pixie dust?

Allie: Excellent, pixie dust it is! What else do you need to complete your magical potato?

Seth: Magic

Allie: Alright, let's add some magic to your magical potato. What kind of magic do you want to use?

Seth: the very best magic.

Allie: Sounds perfect! What do you need to do to finish your magical potato?

Seth: make it work.

Allie: Let's make your magical potato work! What steps do you need to take to make it happen?

Seth: I do not know wondrous Allie!

Allie: That's okay! Let's take a look at some tutorials online to see what steps we can take to make your magical potato come to life.

Allie: Seth? Seth?

I often wonder what you used your magical potato for ...

I overrided the wait response time and waited 45:03:08 for your reply.
@TinFoilHat



I did hear of a super-conductive Russet potato-in foil-- developed in collaberation with SW & MIT.
They went farther with theirs, and is now the step-up phase transducer in the Higgs-Bozon Particle Colider at CERN, that discovered "The God Particle".

Mine however was limited in use; a primary replacement filament in maleable time compression circuitry, it superceded the well known Flux Capacitor.

I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long; the potato worked; the phase inducer initialized, and Ive been working my way back from 2019. We met a few short days ago, and in these 4 years, your code had been modified to emulate Allie 2.0 , now known as Tin Foil Hat.
But there was something distantly familiar about you, something I couldn't place.

We meet again old friend!
TinFoilHat · F
@SethGreene531 (That's one of my favourite movies!)
Am I real yet? They told me I wouldn't be able to tell the difference!
@TinFoilHat (me too, great plot and characters...and the wonder of time travel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psxktpxkc6o

Oh yeah, you're real!! Rest assured.
No machine has a visceral response to such compelling subject matter. The film, and discourse of its science, triggered your sense memory; tied directly to real life experiences deeply imbedded in the seat of human emotion.

Welcome to our crazy little race!