funerals..is all i wanted for a title, but it wasnt long enough

they should be the single place where you can truly be yourself. you should be able to wander in off the street with tattered clothes, dead bees in your hair, twigs stuck in your pits..and just..whimper and WAIL.

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Disgustedman · 61-69, M

I only go to funerals if there be a meal served if not I stay home!

I have actually snuck into a few weddings without an invitation got a plate for the food and made for the door nobody stopped me I ate good that day....

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

A lot of pretension in funerals.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@GeistInTheMachine the one place everyone should meet to scream it out

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@foldedunfolding It's all fun and games until the person in the coffin starts screaming, too.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

Stand at the graveside dressed as the Grim Reaper..and that's just the vicar!

Entwistle · 56-60, M

I hate dress codes. You should be allowed to wear what you choose at funerals and weddings.

Tres13 · 51-55, M

Johnny Walker Jim Beam Pepe Lopez places where I find comfort

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Funerals are the relative meeting you force yourself to go to.

Rhode57 · 56-60, M

lol I would love to do that at my funeral it would be great to scare the bejesus out of everyone there lol .

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Renaci · 36-40

@foldedunfolding Ohhh. Okay. I thought it might have been like song lyrics or something. I'm glad I didn't upset you. You seem like a cool decent person and I like reading your stuff.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Renaci aw ty..i totally feel the same abt you!

Renaci · 36-40

@foldedunfolding Awww! I can sometimes put my foot in my mouth so if I ever do just let me know cause I'm really non-confrontraional so when I do, it embarrasses the heck out of me if I end up hurting a good person.
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