I’m moving a bookcase from the dining room to my bedroom. It holds my Stephen King collection, some old and new knickknacks, and two original Furbys.

I was delicate removing the first one. But the other one slipped because I was being too delicate and he woke up.


It’s like the dude woke up from a coma, took a look at 2025, and chose to go back into the coma. 😂. I get it though. Gawd, do I get it.