Give us your worst joke and we'll all pretend to laugh.

3 Mice in a bar. Mouse 1 downs a shot and says, My Homeowner leaves poison pellets around the house but I crush them and snort them. Mouse 2 downs a shot and says, My Homeowner leaves mousetraps around the house but I lay on them and use them for a benchpress. Mouse 3 downs 3 shots and stands up. Hey, where are you going? Home To Fuck The Cat!