I finally fell asleep, but I woke up an hour later.

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UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

I’ve been told reading through my posts helps put people out for the night

deadgerbil · 22-25

@UndercoverBard it gives me irritable bowel syndrome

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil I think that’s your daily McDonald’s order

deadgerbil · 22-25

@UndercoverBard not today, I've fasted all day since yesterday's dinner 😎

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil yea you had enough calories for the next 2 weeks already i guess

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

deadgerbil · 22-25

@UndercoverBard she's gonna whoop your behind

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil looks like she’s tryna give me a high five