I Had a Near Death Experience

I have a few near death experiences, they are scary hard to rank them, I suppose the most exciting one was when I was 14 I got home from school, no one was in the house to let me in, so I was messing around in the back garden like you do, I stood up on the step in the back garden and noticed my mums washing line had a loop in the nylon cable so I put it around my neck and swayed on the step for a laugh, and yes I fell off the step, total panic, I was being strangled couldn't breath, the pain on my neck was unreal, I knew I was going to die and soon, I was thrashing about like mad, somehow by pure luck I got my foot back on the step and was able to get back on my feet, kinda lucky I'd say. If this was my only experience I'd say it was bad luck or a one off, as it is, I think I've a secret death wish. :-)