I Don't Fear Death

I want a burial at sea but presumably they'd have to dump me in international waters. Then I can be eaten by hagfish and crabs.

You won't when you're dead, that's for sure. But, cremation would be best, imo. Just prevent the possibility of being buried alive. They think you're dead, then you come back to life. If im dead, i want to stay dead. Not wake up 6 feet under then suffocate.

cremation is unfair to worms

PETA.. your starving the worms

I never even knew your now rotting face.