I May Die A Murder Victim

If it happens, it will be by the OLD CP (definitely NOT the new CP). I would be tortured first for approximately 3 days, then killed (probably by bullet) and cremated (in a private unlisted and unlicensed) crematorium. My ashes would be buried in the SB National Forest, probably with a small seedling tree planted over them. No prayers would be said. No one will have any idea of what happened to me. My guess is that the police will never figure it out and my case will remain unsolved.