what is your dismemberment plan?

i wanna get cremated and thrown into a
body of water. if i were to ever consider
burial, i would get buried with no casket.

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SW-User

I want someone to put me in a blender then throw the resulting goo all over an obnoxious vegan so I can piss off a little yuppy prick just one more time.

PhoenixPhail · M

@SW-User I want to be buried with a couple of elephant bones just to fuck with some future anthropologist.

Grateful4you · M

@PhoenixPhail The elephant social structure is one of rather rare complexity. There are levels attained and each one has a specific objective that has to be attained until you can continue on up. An elephant is hard pressed to forget a situation that required an emotional investment that may have been difficult. They may even attempt avoidant behaviors just to get around a social issue they may find a bit too difficult.

The idea about an elephants memory is NOT over stated. They do remember individual people, events, and other things of significance.

PhoenixPhail · M

@Grateful4you The elephant and I have a lot in common.

Grateful4you · M

@PhoenixPhail Indeed a worthy role model. I respect the mere suggestion. Great qualities you both have attained.

PhoenixPhail · M

@Grateful4you Thank you. Although, sometimes it's not always comfortable.

Grateful4you · M

@PhoenixPhail Of that I have no doubt. Now it'[s off on an errand I go. Later.

PhoenixPhail · M

@Grateful4you Have fun. 👋