Weddings VS Funerals

We all know at weddings the bride takes the bouquet and tosses it into the crowd to see who is next.

Would it be wrong if at a funeral, someone takes the bouquet off the coffin and tosses it into the crowd to see who is next?

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Gangstress · 41-45, F

When i die. Someone has permission to do this

StevenIzzi · M

@Gangstress I want to get cremated and I want my will to require that they stuff 50lbs of popcorn kernels in my stomach.

The cremation will be like the 4th of July with all the popping.

Someone bring the butter....

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@StevenIzzi thatll get the heart's fluttering

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Similar yet better... At the end of eulogy the last person there is the next!

Either case it would be a mass exodus, yet this way would be a bit quicker! 🙃😈😁