I Don't Fear Death

When I die I want to be cremated and buried and feed my ash to a growing tree... And then the tree would gain my conscience and I will use my pollens on the allergic and cause then terrific sneezing and eye watering and head aches. They will fear me.

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User41 · 36-40, M

Then I’ll come by and chop you down.

They will turn you into paper.

Toilet paper.

Asm0deus · F

@User41 this is when you get arrested due to me being a protected tree and one of my relatives plants a new tree in place and feeds it the remainder of my ash to it 😂

User41 · 36-40, M

An every time I wipe my bum with toilet paper after eating prison tacos, I’ll think of you 😊

Asm0deus · F

@User41 I’ll think of you too when you have a rash and you’re red as a baboons ass 🤣😭

User41 · 36-40, M

😢

Asm0deus · F

@User41 😆