I Think About Death

That's good! My father had a job as a security guard in a big funeral home when he was in college. On his first night a couple of the other guys hid in coffins. They'd wait until late at night and when the new guy would walk by on his rounds they'd slowly lift the lid.

So no Irish wake I'm guessing.

As tempting as it sounds I'm going to have to pass I'm afraid

LMBO..... That's even better than bringing shotguns to a wedding..... I'll rent the actors needed for that one... but not in the near future......lol

I have a haszmat suit

I can do that

Good Lord.

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My balls are big, but not that big.