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I Think About Death

I just want someone who's willing to walk calmly into my funeral dressed in a hazmat suit and then begin screaming, "WE GOT THE AUTOPSY RESULTS BACK! YOU'VE ALL BEEN EXPOSED TO..." then dramatically pretend to drop dead while all the doors slam shut.

Any takers?

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HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

That's good! My father had a job as a security guard in a big funeral home when he was in college. On his first night a couple of the other guys hid in coffins. They'd wait until late at night and when the new guy would walk by on his rounds they'd slowly lift the lid.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@HoraceGreenley oh my

Sorrowfulgaze · 46-50, M

So no Irish wake I'm guessing.

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Sorrowfulgaze · 46-50, M

@Fungirlmmm 😁

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@Sorrowfulgaze ;)

Sorrowfulgaze · 46-50, M

@Fungirlmmm You give the best giggles. 😝

ozgirl512 · 31-35, F

As tempting as it sounds I'm going to have to pass I'm afraid

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ozgirl512 · 31-35, F

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

ozgirl512 · 31-35, F

@Fungirlmmm 😘

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

Good Lord.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@GJOFJ3 hehe

Sapio · 51-55, M

I can do that

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

ianR0ckwell · M

I have a haszmat suit

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@ianR0ckwell hehe

Teggy

😆✋

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

sunrisehawk · 61-69, M

LMBO..... That's even better than bringing shotguns to a wedding..... I'll rent the actors needed for that one... but not in the near future......lol

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@sunrisehawk lol

carsonfry · 22-25, M

My balls are big, but not that big.

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