Confessions of a snapper...

So snappin' my fingers is a...thing.

It usually follows a decent revelation.

Anyway I'm in a checkout line behind this...older couple...and....

SNAP...🫰🏻

The woman clearly responds..

" Im your good girl"

To which the gent murmers...

" that wasnt me hon"....

As I catch the slightest turn of his head in my direction....

Well I'm now suddenly encapsulated in an article on the cover of tabloid bout' toxic mom group drama in Hollywood.

🫣