Confessions of an Idiot
Just sitting here remembering people I used to know and conversations I used to have with them...and all of a sudden...BOOM...The light dawned over marblehead.
I used to work at a nursing home, and one of the residents was an old Italian man.
He would tease me now and then, and tell me that if he was 20 years younger he would take me on a week's vacation with him to one of the islands...and of course I just ignored that.
He used to enjoy chatting with me, and I was VERY impressed when I learned that he owned a little corner deli that had launched a NATIONAL brand of sausages. His son had taken over the business, and I told him that I really loved those sausages.
He said, "You'll have to stop by the store and ask for my son. He'll give you the good sausage."
I said, "I can't imagine ANY of your sausages COULD be bad!"
He said, "Just go in and ask for my son. Tell him I sent you, and that I told him to give you the good sausage. HE'LL know what to give you."
BOOM.
It ONLY TOOK 12 YEARS before I GOT it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what comes of hanging around on SW too long! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to work at a nursing home, and one of the residents was an old Italian man.
He would tease me now and then, and tell me that if he was 20 years younger he would take me on a week's vacation with him to one of the islands...and of course I just ignored that.
He used to enjoy chatting with me, and I was VERY impressed when I learned that he owned a little corner deli that had launched a NATIONAL brand of sausages. His son had taken over the business, and I told him that I really loved those sausages.
He said, "You'll have to stop by the store and ask for my son. He'll give you the good sausage."
I said, "I can't imagine ANY of your sausages COULD be bad!"
He said, "Just go in and ask for my son. Tell him I sent you, and that I told him to give you the good sausage. HE'LL know what to give you."
BOOM.
It ONLY TOOK 12 YEARS before I GOT it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what comes of hanging around on SW too long! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
