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BeefySenpie · M
I once met a Jen13 who said she’s an upgrade on you
Jen12 · F
@BeefySenpie version 12.5 was a decent model but had some flaws but I hear the 13 has Bluetooth
WonderGirl · 36-40
I swallowed on my first blowjob.
Jakefromnj · 41-45, M
@WonderGirl me too
SW-User
@WonderGirl that's not a secret 😉
deadgerbil · 22-25
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Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil what was we doing in North Korea
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil sooooo has Elliott North been cheating on me this whole time I’ve been waiting
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil I knew you weren’t him , you aren’t Elliott North
WonderGirl · 36-40
I fantasize about women but never act on it.
ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30
Apparently I'm having a baby 😶
SW already knows though. It's only a secret in my real life because I won't be saying anything for a while 😅
SW already knows though. It's only a secret in my real life because I won't be saying anything for a while 😅
ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30
@DarkSideoftheMoon she's already 8 months!? 😮 I remember you posting when she was just born. Woah how time flies
But aw that sounds so adorable 😌😅
But aw that sounds so adorable 😌😅
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@ChiefWalksWith40oz thanks yeah she was born August 14 lol yeah shes a lot of work but so worth it. Before i had a baby i didnt really understand just how adorable and funny they were. Like i did sometimes like when i saw funny videos online or a cute baby in a store but once you have your own your heart ♥ just melts
@ChiefWalksWith40oz With the girl you were talking about the other day?
@MsSwan that will never get old
Mirage · F
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AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Ferric67 · M
@AngelKrish cats are awesome
@AngelKrish That's been my hand more times than I can count. 😄 Those back nails are the worst, lol.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
I ate a whole frozen pizza. All of it. By myself
Ferric67 · M
@DarkSideoftheMoon was it a cooked frozen pizza? Or just frozen....this matters as to how I perceive your act 💭
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@Ferric67 it was frozen then i cooked it
beetlebumdont · 22-25, F
I killed someone
@beetlebumdont Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
@beetlebumdont was it in our family
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
@MsSwan I’ve never killed anyone before I never will
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I'm not really Elvis.
SW-User
@hunkalove that's good to hear! he did date a 14 year old after all
Alessa · 18-21, F
My secret is I have no secrets.
I'm lilnonames
orioninthenight · M
@MsSwan no you not lol but if you are then why did you block me for talking about your ride....it aint that serious
BrewCityBarfly · M
I have arachnophobia. I don't tell people because they would probably do something evil.
Jen12 · F
@BrewCityBarfly yup that’s probably the best solution to that problem
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@BrewCityBarfly me too to a point, ewwww
MrEagle · 41-45, M
Sometimes I don’t brush my teeth at night.
@MrEagle Do eagles even have teeth, though??? If anything needs brushing... it might be your talons...
MrEagle · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl you got me. I was just trying to fit in. 😢
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Not really a secret, i dont have a right ear
Montanaman · M
@Patriot96 Last name, Van Gough ?🤔
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
What secrets, I'm mostly boring. Except for being on this site.
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
But you do judge some old men to be pervs dont you
SW-User
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Can i tell you in a PM?
Jen12 · F
@vetguy1991 absolutely
SW-User
wouldn't be a secret if I told you
My secret is really scary and I know I should not keep it a secret but I have my reasons.
When I was 13 I was raped by my cousin who was the same age
When I was 13 I was raped by my cousin who was the same age
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
Ferric67 · M
Not much mystery regarding anything scandalous that needs concealing....sorry to disappoint you Jen
MissTaken · 36-40, F
But if I told you it would no longer be a secret😂😂
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
@MissTaken that's very true
MissTaken · 36-40, F
@MrAverage1965 👍🙂
PoetryNEmotion · F
My secrets are for me alone. They die with me. You do know the definition of secret?
I'm not supposed to tell anyone my passphrase
I’m the reincarnated third shooter from the grassy knoll
Iwillwait · M
I use a variety of products to look this bad.
originnone · 61-69, M
@Iwillwait I just made a Morrison reference on another post.
revenant · F
I am Donald duck in disguise
LillyOLilly · F
I almost had sex with my stepfather.
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@LillyOLilly by choice?
LillyOLilly · F
@Monalisaa1986 Yes. I was never forced.
I'm not really an owl... Don't tell anyone, though...
Jen12 · F
@HootyTheNightOwl who
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
I’m a very knowledgeable sports fan probably the only one on SW
SW-User
I have so many lol
I’ve not told anyone where the bodies are
I’ve not told anyone where the bodies are
SW-User
But then it would no longer be a secret 💁♂️
gummybears · F
I’m not really a gummy bear 🫢🤭
Do not tell anyone! 🤫
Do not tell anyone! 🤫
lost213 · 46-50, M
I died 100 yrs ago and I’m not really here.
Montanaman · M
I sneak a smoke and a whiskey every now and then...😳🤪😉🤫🤭😎
sam1992 · 31-35, M
I have one big secret and I keep it well hidden
Can’t do, sorry… 🤐
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
If i told it wouldn't be a secret😉
Convivial · 26-30, F
Then it wouldn't be a secret 🤔
Dawgsfan3 · 41-45, M
I have a belly button fetish
SW-User
I farted
Silent...and deadly shhh
🤫
Silent...and deadly shhh
🤫
don't mind being dominated
SW-User
Tell us why you look like you’re 12?
Fullmetal · 46-50, M
This one time, at band camp.....
Wiseacre · F
No, my secrets aren't fun!
Tres13 · 51-55, M
I jiz when u suck this
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Probably no not
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