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I'm not really an owl... Don't tell anyone, though...
Jen12 · F

WonderGirl · 36-40
I swallowed on my first blowjob.
Jakefromnj · 41-45, M
@WonderGirl me too
SW-User
@WonderGirl that's not a secret 😉
deadgerbil · 22-25
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil what was we doing in North Korea
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil sooooo has Elliott North been cheating on me this whole time I’ve been waiting
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil I knew you weren’t him , you aren’t Elliott North
WonderGirl · 36-40
I fantasize about women but never act on it.
Apparently I'm having a baby 😶

SW already knows though. It's only a secret in my real life because I won't be saying anything for a while 😅
@DarkSideoftheMoon she's already 8 months!? 😮 I remember you posting when she was just born. Woah how time flies

But aw that sounds so adorable 😌😅
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@ChiefWalksWith40oz thanks yeah she was born August 14 lol yeah shes a lot of work but so worth it. Before i had a baby i didnt really understand just how adorable and funny they were. Like i did sometimes like when i saw funny videos online or a cute baby in a store but once you have your own your heart ♥ just melts
@ChiefWalksWith40oz With the girl you were talking about the other day?
@MsSwan that will never get old
Mirage · F
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AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Ferric67 · M
@AngelKrish cats are awesome
@AngelKrish That's been my hand more times than I can count. 😄 Those back nails are the worst, lol.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
I ate a whole frozen pizza. All of it. By myself
Ferric67 · M
@DarkSideoftheMoon was it a cooked frozen pizza? Or just frozen....this matters as to how I perceive your act 💭
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@Ferric67 it was frozen then i cooked it
beetlebumdont · 22-25, F
I killed someone
@beetlebumdont Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
@beetlebumdont was it in our family
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
@MsSwan I’ve never killed anyone before I never will
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I'm not really Elvis.
Ynotisay · M
@hunkalove Which is EXACTLY what Elvis would say so...
SW-User
@hunkalove that's good to hear! he did date a 14 year old after all
Alessa · 18-21, F
My secret is I have no secrets.
I'm lilnonames
@MsSwan no you not lol but if you are then why did you block me for talking about your ride....it aint that serious
I have arachnophobia. I don't tell people because they would probably do something evil.
Jen12 · F
@BrewCityBarfly yup that’s probably the best solution to that problem
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@BrewCityBarfly me too to a point, ewwww
MrEagle · 41-45, M
Sometimes I don’t brush my teeth at night.
@MrEagle Do eagles even have teeth, though??? If anything needs brushing... it might be your talons...
MrEagle · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl you got me. I was just trying to fit in. 😢
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
What secrets, I'm mostly boring. Except for being on this site.
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Not really a secret, i dont have a right ear
Montanaman · M
@Patriot96 Last name, Van Gough ?🤔
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
But you do judge some old men to be pervs dont you
SW-User
wouldn't be a secret if I told you
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Can i tell you in a PM?
Jen12 · F
@vetguy1991 absolutely
SW-User
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
My secret is really scary and I know I should not keep it a secret but I have my reasons.

When I was 13 I was raped by my cousin who was the same age
Ferric67 · M
Not much mystery regarding anything scandalous that needs concealing....sorry to disappoint you Jen
MissTaken · 36-40, F
But if I told you it would no longer be a secret😂😂
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
@MissTaken that's very true
MissTaken · 36-40, F
@MrAverage1965 👍🙂
My secrets are for me alone. They die with me. You do know the definition of secret?
I'm not supposed to tell anyone my passphrase
Jen12 · F
@stound ohh do tell
@Jen12 you can convert the digits of pi into ASCII codes and have it.
I’m the reincarnated third shooter from the grassy knoll
revenant · F
I am Donald duck in disguise
Jen12 · F
@revenant oh this I got to see
revenant · F
@Jen12 🦆
Iwillwait · M
I use a variety of products to look this bad.
originnone · 61-69, M
@Iwillwait I just made a Morrison reference on another post.
I almost had sex with my stepfather.
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@LillyOLilly by choice?
@Monalisaa1986 Yes. I was never forced.
I once met a Jen13 who said she’s an upgrade on you
Jen12 · F
@BeefySenpie version 12.5 was a decent model but had some flaws but I hear the 13 has Bluetooth
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
I’m a very knowledgeable sports fan probably the only one on SW
SW-User
I have so many lol
I’ve not told anyone where the bodies are
SW-User
But then it would no longer be a secret 💁‍♂️
gummybears · F
I’m not really a gummy bear 🫢🤭
Do not tell anyone! 🤫
lost213 · 46-50, M
I died 100 yrs ago and I’m not really here.
Montanaman · M
I sneak a smoke and a whiskey every now and then...😳🤪😉🤫🤭😎
Can’t do, sorry… 🤐
Jen12 · F
@Soossie oh I bet you got some wild ones
@Jen12

Lol … yes, used to …
sam1992 · 31-35, M
I have one big secret and I keep it well hidden
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
If i told it wouldn't be a secret😉
Convivial · 26-30, F
Then it wouldn't be a secret 🤔
Dawgsfan3 · 41-45, M
I have a belly button fetish
SW-User
I farted
Silent...and deadly shhh
🤫
don't mind being dominated
SW-User
Tell us why you look like you’re 12?
Fullmetal · 46-50, M
This one time, at band camp.....
Wiseacre · F
No, my secrets aren't fun!
Tres13 · 51-55, M
I jiz when u suck this
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Probably no not

 
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