Boy howdy, haven't I sure worked up an appetite cutting through this reinforced heavy duty chain lock!

Therefore, I think I will venture into this establishment wherein I might have this unsuspecting cook prepare my order to go.

I fancy a stroll through the park on my very own, newly acquired stolen bicycle!

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GoFish ·

did they steal your bike again? 😳

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@GoFish Not this time, thankfully. Boss caught the thief red handed and they ran off.

GoFish ·

@caPnAhab oh nice rescue

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

I suspect you don't have the courage to steal a bicycle let alone take a "stroll" on it. If you had the skills, you could most likely get the rightful owner to just hand it over. Of course, that would take a level of finesse and a people-minded attitude. And that takes years of refined practise.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@MarkPaul
I am the rightful owner.

Some one tried (and failed) stealing my bike, so I have to wonder what was going on in their mind.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@caPnAhab Oh... I suppose you are free to to then.

HootyTheNightOwl

What dastardly dealings... the shame...

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@HootyTheNightOwl shame indeed!

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

My good man, please do not sink to the level of scoundrel. Return said property and prepare your backside for 50 lashings

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