@SpectralMourning let me spoil you

@itsok Feed them to me and tell me stories.

@itsok I'd take the Sugar-Free one, 'cause I don't need any more of the extra additives that got attached to the others while in your purse. 😉

@Punxi I’ve got werthers and Gucci bloom just ah mingling together

@itsok Just like Grandpa used to do it. He'd hand out some Werther's Echte candies to all the exceptionally well-mannered children around the neighborhood.
But like the lawful good-aligned person that Pappy was, he'd hand them out from the original bag, not from the dirty mustard cream corduroy pants he would, always seem to have on every single day.
Cause ewwwww. 🤢🤮

(Totally a conjured up fictional tale. Pappy didn't wear corduroy.)

@Younameit May as well take 'em on Antiques Roadshow at this point.

@Younameit listen, they only expired like 5 years ago, and expiration dates aren’t real

@CountScrofula @itsok

@mindstruggle

@itsok @mindstruggle

@itsok
Alright, deal. If I survive, I get another one. 😼

@mindstruggle you’re so brave

@itsok
Only when there’s a reward involved 😼

Those should be fine-ish

@itsok that's how people describe me!

@Bexsy it’s not safe, but I do have candy!

@itsok borderline not safe? because I can rishk it