Color me impressed!

Stay in the lines damnit!!!!!!

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UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

I’m too drunk

@UndercoverBard that’s what you said about the house fire too.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@DarkHeaven would you trust me with a fire hose even if I was sober? 🙄

@UndercoverBard I didn’t trust you with the flamethrower you used to start it, so probably no. lol

@UndercoverBard the Keebler elf was so pissed.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@DarkHeaven maybe if you had more faith in me I’d have more confidence myself
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@UndercoverBard you were using it to light a candle, supposedly!!!!

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@UndercoverBard you weren’t even holding a candle.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@DarkHeaven it was in a secure candle holder

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard i thought everyone lit candles thi way?

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UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Silentpleasure yea I don’t get what the issue is 🙄

@Silentpleasure best birthday candle cake light ever. 🤣

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@DarkHeaven that’s what I say to begin all vigil candle lightings 🙄

@UndercoverBard I… have no words.