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Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Because Alien Porn causes instant blindness upon viewing, approximately 20 seconds after viewing all sexual organs fall off and the rib cage becomes sentient, it's only want now is to kill it's host.
Alien Porn can morph into any form of pornography, that's why all porn is shoot on site in Area 51
Alien Porn can morph into any form of pornography, that's why all porn is shoot on site in Area 51
ghoulactic · 22-25, F
good thing i only watch duck porn
SW-User
Because it's an air force base in Nevada, and they want to prevent espionage as much as possible.
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SW-User
How are they related in any way?
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
@KiwiDan: Just saying, I like my version better even though yours is still valid.
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@Fangirlsarah1996: I'm not doubting that.
sarahtree · F
Aliens are shy.
Probly because it's a government base.. Nothing more
MikefromEP · 56-60, M
Area 19 has my interest far more
SW-User
Everything is hush hush with the government these days
ghoulactic · 22-25, F
Accurate
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
not sure of photography is a good idea at any military bases..
plaguewatcher · M
there is... you just have to be the right peroson
secondtimearound · 31-35, F
Because Area 51 doesn't exist. Sshhhh.....
Ballora · 26-30, F
Because everyone there is camera shy😌
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It's an Air Force Base that does top secret things.