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Goddamn laughing children outside woke me up but I had a dream

I was on a fancy dinner date & the menu was beautiful. There wasn't anything on it that I didnt want. I mentioned that I wanted to keep the menu. It was like I wanted the menu more than the meal. My date leaned over & started crossing shit off the menu with a pen then told me I can have whatever I want. I was literally filled with rage.
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Possibility · 31-35, F
How do you manage to get me giggling just by only reading the heading of your post... Now I have to regain composure to read the rest
Selah ·
Lol youre a trip!
FreshPerspective · 36-40, F
We will make the weirdest cutest babies.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
You never know they could have saved you from the dream going in a bad direction!
Georgethealienguy · 51-55, M
The ancient aliens visited you.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
George how do you get your hair like that?
Georgethealienguy · 51-55, M
excess KY from anal probing.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Georgethealienguy: ok what qualifies you to claim everything ever made was made by aliens?

 
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