Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy-

Id rather be around my pets than people..

These are more acceptable reactions than most people give us.

Cats would make good CEOs. They don't really do anything except look good.

That's what having a cat is like. My cat goes just about everywhere I go in my apartment. He sleeps with me, purrs and puts me to sleep. Comforts me when I'm sad.