Being short

they respect me or i'll kick their ***

I love short females.

I've never seen a woman be treated badly because she was short. Just the opposite.

Short females are awesome.

I work with a whole group of short women....and I adore every single one of them
They probably find me annoying and scutchie

Sorry, I can't help I was born with genes that give me the ability to reach things over 8 feet high. You what sucks, shopping for cute clothes - don't exist when you're past 6 foot mark.

Unless you have it custom made

resisting the urge to add randy neuman. but take solace in the fact that you'll live longer.

Examples?