All I'm saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given that horse a name.

Maybe he was just too happy to be out of the rain?

Maybe the horse was a little b****, and Everytime the guy came up with a name, it say..

EEWWW Ricardo? .. No that sounds too ethnic.

Ok, How about Candy?

Oh Hell no, what am, I a stripper??

So the dude eventually gave up.