Anybody willing to help me abstain from instant gratification?

@beermeplease no pubs near here but I can tell you a true story of a guy that started getting himself off at a table near the bar and two guys grabbed him and threw him out the door of this cowboy bar. I was a waiter and only saw him going through the door. Turns out he was a former teacher of the area and it was New Year's eve I forgot to mention. Someone said later that maybe he was just wringing in the New Year