Nope. Not today.

The day after a federal holiday is ALWAYS slammed at work. I mean barely-time-to-take-a-breath slammed. I already take three times the amount of calls as everyone else EVERY DAY. They can pull their weight today without me. 🙅🏻‍♀

Besides, it's raining here in Phoenix, and that means people are gonna be driving like absolute 💩 because they're not used to rain. I'm staying home for safety and mental health.