Man all the jobs I keep seeing are sales based jobs. I'm incapable of doing those!

I've been on indeed since I got up this morning and all I am seeing are sales jobs. I don't want to make commission or get yelled at and threatened and or fired for not making my quota. There is no point in trying because I know I won't be able to make the quotas. At this point I think I'm just going to be a lowlife for awhile. I know I sound negative and moody all the time nowadays but I'm at a loss.