live-in hooker

a loosely hired, live-in hooker
is never what's bargained for
cause when her work ends
she still has friends and
others who like to come
over

it didn't take long
til I finally got strong
after struggling to get
an appointment

I'm impressive when I get firm
so much I saw her squirm
I said : 'I think someone's been
using my special ointments'!

then complained I was always cleaning
and how she never seemed 'to see me' and
'why is your bedroom music
so damn loud'?

and then she performed a trick
and it happened all so quick
I don't even know what she did
but was allowed:

'hey, -don't have a heart attack'
and she helped me to relax
and fit me in for a follow-up
on Monday,,,

she said : 'the truth has always shown
you gotta work to get long
and she assured me we would all shine on
soon, ..someday