today, somebody's 7 year old kinda bullied me into helping him cross the road 🤨

Kids are so funny. I was at a park. Some kid, probably 3 years old was tugging on my dress. I turn around to see her drinking milk from her bottle and casually staring somewhere else. She didn't even look up at me. Just holding onto my dress for moral support I guess.

On my way home today there was a kid playing in construction sand.

His mother from the 11th floor screaming " Jude come back or I will tell your father!! I swear I will!"

He shrugged and said she is too fat to come down and catch him.

I pretended I was on the phone with the police telling them about a thief stealing my sand. He run back home instantly.

i had a kid at work start pulling on my name tag, on my chest. kids are strange little creatures

Is that what happened eh? Lol

Intimidating, but I think you can take him!

They make bullies younger and younger these days