I've officially attained attractiveness and I don't know what to do with it

Got hit on at work and at the vet in the last 24 hours. Lost track of how many times it's happened this year. Before it was customary to go years without feeling seen.

So do people just hand me free stuff now or what happens next? I've never had this much recognition for doing nothing

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Maybe you’ve silently entered your Disney princess stage.

Live it up, man. We should all be so lucky.

TinyViolins · 31-35, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Aw heck yeah. I should go into the woods and see how many animals I can befriend

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@TinyViolins Absolutely. Just beware of wandering BookTok chicks looking for their version of 2025’s Tarzan. Might want to practice scaling trees, just in case.