What is something that is way more dangerous than people think it is?

@DoubleRings You know, Chuck Norris doesn't set his alarm at night. Time stops until he's ready to wake up.

@LordShadowfire you know they were gonna name a street after chuck norris but decided against it bc no one crosses chuck norris.

@DoubleRings There isn't a food chain, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

@LordShadowfire chuck Norris didn’t get a shot for covid. Covid got a shot for Chuck Norris.

@DoubleRings Chuck Norris was passed over for the movie The Terminator in favor of Arnold Schwarzenegger because even James Cameron couldn't make Chuck Norris lose believably.

@LordShadowfire when CN looks in the mirror, the mirror shatters itself, bc even a mirror knows better than to come between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.