Have you had a victory today?

Just taken a whacking great crap in my upstairs toilet and this monster refused to leave, not too dissimilar to when LordShadowfire is on a thread. Anyway I was blasting it with bleach and beating it with the toilet brush and it was having none of it. So I've got this plunger thing which sucks up water and then fires it back but I've only ever used it on blocked sinks before; only took a couple of shots and the toilet was clear and a very neat job too. ✌🏻