I was registering to vote and accidentally clicked the “Yes, I’m a Felon” box. Meaning that my parents got a very surprising letter in the mail today

I had a letter once from the Police in Enfield saying that my background check for the position of a cricket coach would not be affected by the previous investigation against me for sexual offences in Enfield 👀

I was like umm, I don't play or coach cricket and I've never been to Enfield 🤔 I had to call the detective and explain this and he said that someone had likely used my identity. This was around the same time that someone had changed the address of my bank account to a place in Wales 🙄 How they could even do that without my consent is a mystery to me but anyway, I very soon left that bank and moved my money elsewhere.

Too funny!

I kinda did something similar three months ago. I was renewing my commissioner appointment and on my application it asked if I have a criminal record and I selected yes then sent it in. I’ve been doing this for 25 years so you would think that I would’ve known better

And then they wrote me back and wanted all the details and whether I’d received a pardon for my criminal offence!

You be thieving them old womens' hearts, you felon you.

yes tell her you were found guilty of being FABULOUS!!!!!

Own up.
You did that intentionally! 🤨

Error lol