What do you do that is Redneckish?

There has been a few times where my wife told me to get a transmission out of the bathtub

I can tell whos who by the sound of their exhaust of the truck

I own a home with wheels on it and several cars without

Made change in the offering plate in church

I have cut my grass before and found a car I have forgotten about

We have a permanent hook in our living room to skin and butcher deer and other large animals